What’s in Nadine Dorries’s book? A pile of dead cats big enough to kill that phrase for good | Marina Hyde

Has there ever been anything more British than the reaction to Nadine Dorries’s book? The former culture secretary has penned a volume titled The Plot: The Political Assassination of Boris Johnson, which is currently being serialised in the Mail titles and will be published on Thursday. Nadine has not so much chucked a dead cat on the table as claimed that a dark lord figure at the heart of Downing Street once chopped up his ex-girlfriend’s kid brother’s rabbit and nailed it to a door. I assume it is already No 1 in Amazon’s highly competitive political bunnycide category. The Mail…